TAKE YOUR JEWISH GIRLFRIEND TO CHURCH
SHOW HER WHATS UP WITH JESUS CHRIST
BECAUSE HONESTLY SHE IS WRONG
YOU ARE RIGHT
DON’T ENJOY SMELLING BAD?
PUT DEODORANT ON YOU DUMB SHIT. SERIOUSLY. IF YOU HAVE TO COME TO A FUCKING WEBSITE TO SEE THAT. YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. SMELLING BAD AND GOOD, THE THING THAT MAKES THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE IS DEODORANT. FUCK YOU’RE STUPID.
GOT A STOMACH ACHE?
ACHE YOUR FUCKING STOMACH BY DRINKING LYSOL AND FUCKING WOOD CHIP MILKSHAKES.
COCKSUCKERS.
SO YOU GOT YOUR BITCH RIGHT
SAY YOU GOT YOUR BITCH ALL UP ON YOUR COUCH
AND SHES LIKE DAMN I REALLY WANNA GET DOWN ON YOUR BADSELF
BUT YOURE ALL LIKE BITCH IM PLAYING XBOX
GET THE FUCK OFF MY XBOX
GET A WII
NII
FUCK CATS AND FUCK DOGS
LETS DOMESTICATE SOME FUCKING GRIZZLY BEARS
THAT WILL KEEP THOSE FUCKING NO GOOD KIDS
OF YOUR LAWN OF AWESOME I’M OLDNESS
OUR CONVERSATION WITH THE PRESIDENT
PRESIDENT: YOUR IDEAS ARE FUCKING HELLA TIGHT
US: NO SHIT DOG WE FUCKING KNOW THIS
PRESIDENT: WHAT SHOULD I DO TOMORROW
US: FUCKING BUILD A SLIDE THAT GOES FROM THE NORTH POLE TO THE SOUTH POLE IN TWENTY MINUTES
PRESIDENT: FILLED WITH FUCKING STRAWBERRY BUBBLES
US: THATS REALLY GAY.
OH SHIT THAT WALL IS ATTRACTIVE
FUCKING NAIL A HOLE IN THE BRICK WALL AND JUST GO TO TOWN. PUT YOUR EXTREMITIES IN IT, IT’LL MAKE IT FEEL ALL GOOD AND STUFF. OH MAN THAT SHIT WILL FEEL GOOD. ITLL BE LIKE TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH POCAHONTAS. WHICH IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE SHES DEAD. YOU’LL LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH THE WALL.
ITS A BRICK WALL DUMBASS, GET THE PICTURE. IT DOESNT WANT YOU.
