Such Great Fucking Ideas

Aug 17

LOOK AT THIS SHIT WOW

TAKE YOUR JEWISH GIRLFRIEND TO CHURCH

SHOW HER WHATS UP WITH JESUS CHRIST

BECAUSE HONESTLY SHE IS WRONG

YOU ARE RIGHT

DON’T ENJOY SMELLING BAD?

PUT DEODORANT ON YOU DUMB SHIT. SERIOUSLY. IF YOU HAVE TO COME TO A FUCKING WEBSITE TO SEE THAT. YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. SMELLING BAD AND GOOD, THE THING THAT MAKES THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE IS DEODORANT. FUCK YOU’RE STUPID. 

GOT A STOMACH ACHE?

ACHE YOUR FUCKING STOMACH BY DRINKING LYSOL AND FUCKING WOOD CHIP MILKSHAKES.

COCKSUCKERS.

BREAKING NEW GREAT FUCKING IDEA

YELL AT WOMEN

Jan 30

GOT A JOB INTERVIEW ?

SHIT IN THE DRUG TESTING CUP

SHOW THEM YOU ARE THE SHIT

AND DRUG FREE

SO YOU GOT YOUR BITCH RIGHT

SAY YOU GOT YOUR BITCH ALL UP ON YOUR COUCH

AND SHES LIKE DAMN I REALLY WANNA GET DOWN ON YOUR BADSELF

BUT YOURE ALL LIKE BITCH IM PLAYING XBOX

GET THE FUCK OFF MY XBOX

GET A WII

NII

Sep 30

FUCK CATS AND FUCK DOGS

LETS DOMESTICATE SOME FUCKING GRIZZLY BEARS

THAT WILL KEEP THOSE FUCKING NO GOOD KIDS

OF YOUR LAWN OF AWESOME I’M OLDNESS

Sep 29

OUR CONVERSATION WITH THE PRESIDENT

• PRESIDENT: YOUR IDEAS ARE FUCKING HELLA TIGHT
• US: NO SHIT DOG WE FUCKING KNOW THIS
• PRESIDENT: WHAT SHOULD I DO TOMORROW
• US: FUCKING BUILD A SLIDE THAT GOES FROM THE NORTH POLE TO THE SOUTH POLE IN TWENTY MINUTES
• PRESIDENT: FILLED WITH FUCKING STRAWBERRY BUBBLES
• US: THATS REALLY GAY.

Sep 28

OH SHIT THAT WALL IS ATTRACTIVE

FUCKING NAIL A HOLE IN THE BRICK WALL AND JUST GO TO TOWN. PUT YOUR EXTREMITIES IN IT, IT’LL MAKE IT FEEL ALL GOOD AND STUFF. OH MAN THAT SHIT WILL FEEL GOOD. ITLL BE LIKE TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH POCAHONTAS. WHICH IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE SHES DEAD. YOU’LL LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH THE WALL.

ITS A BRICK WALL DUMBASS, GET THE PICTURE. IT DOESNT WANT YOU.