OUR CONVERSATION WITH THE PRESIDENT
PRESIDENT: YOUR IDEAS ARE FUCKING HELLA TIGHT
US: NO SHIT DOG WE FUCKING KNOW THIS
PRESIDENT: WHAT SHOULD I DO TOMORROW
US: FUCKING BUILD A SLIDE THAT GOES FROM THE NORTH POLE TO THE SOUTH POLE IN TWENTY MINUTES
PRESIDENT: FILLED WITH FUCKING STRAWBERRY BUBBLES
US: THATS REALLY GAY.
